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Wave the TV remote goodbye and change channel with a thumbs-up

(Daily Mail) It sounds like the perfect invention for all those couch potatoes who find even using a remote control just a little too much like hard work.

Scientists have come up with a box that lets television viewers change channels, switch on the DVD player or switch off an irritating presenter with the wave of a hand.

The controller's built-in camera can recognise seven simple hand gestures and work with up to eight different gadgets around the home.

I hate to be a nitpicker but what if you’re jacking off in front of the TV?