Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Jennifer Aniston

All I have to say is, WOW

Jefferson Pulls a Sandy Berger

It seems the Democrats are entering the culture of hypocrisy with all of these Democrats under investigation for corruption. And when I read the following article I immediately thought of Sandy Berger, the former national security advisor to President Clinton. Remember when he was caught stuffing secret documents in his pants in an attempt to avoid looking bad in front of the 9/11 commission?

Washington Post)The Justice Department yesterday vigorously defended the recent weekend raid of Rep. William J. Jefferson's Capitol Hill office as part of a bribery investigation, asserting that the Democratic lawmaker attempted to hide documents from FBI agents while they were searching his New Orleans home last August.

The government questioned in a 34-page motion filed in U.S. District Court here whether it could have obtained all the materials it had sought in a subpoena if it had not launched the surprise raid on Jefferson's congressional office May 20. According to the government filing, an FBI agent caught Jefferson slipping documents into a blue bag in the living room of his New Orleans home during a search.

"It is my belief that when Congressman Jefferson placed documents into the blue bag, he was attempting to conceal documents that were relevant to the investigation," FBI agent Stacey E. Kent of New Orleans stated in an affidavit that was part of the government's court submission.

Anti-War Protestors Pepper Sprayed

Don’t you just love headlines like the one above? Anti-war protestors pepper sprayed…God I love it. I suppose protestors pelted with rubber bullets or tree huggers pummeled with tree branches are slightly better but I still like it when some whiny hippie is doused in pepper spray:

OLYMPIA, Washington — Police fired pepper spray as about 150
anti-war protestors tried to enter the Port of Olympia as part of ongoing
demonstrations against the shipment of Army equipment to Iraq.

Protesters chanted "Out of Olympia, Out of Iraq"
as they rocked a chain-link gate to the port late Monday, and at least three
tried to use wooden boards to pry the gate open, The Olympian newspaper
reported. A 50-ton piece of equipment was moved to reinforce the gate on the
other side.

And this is my favorite quote from the article: "It burned. I couldn't open my eyes for 20 minutes," said Rachel Graham, among those hit. "My face is burning. I dunked my face in water and in Puget Sound."

It brings me joy to know that anti-war nuts are crying because they got pepper-sprayed. Doesn’t it make you laugh? At least after this girl was sprayed she was forced to take a bath. If there is one thing worse than stupid hippies it’s stinky-stupid hippies. Anyway, thanks for the laugh fellahs.

Condi Counters Iran's Propaganda

The Washington Post is reporting that the United States might hold one-on-one talks with the radical Iranian regime if that regime were to suspend its uranium enrichment program. However, this seems to be a simple political move on the part of Condi Rice designed to rebut the world community’s attempts to bolster Iran’s standing in the world. After the left praised Ahmadinejad’s insane letter directed to the White House and the UN placed Iran on its Disarmament Commission, the United States had to do something to stem the propagandas achievements of Iran that the world seems so anxious to fall for.

(Washington Post)The United States is willing to join European
nations in direct talks with Iran if the Iranian government first agrees to
suspend its programs to enrich uranium and reprocess spent nuclear fuel,
activities that Washington charges are part of plans to build nuclear weapons.

It’s obvious that Iran likely will not suspend its enrichment program and if they do agree to the US terms it still does not mean they will stop their secret facilities from continuing to move ahead with nuclear testing. So, as I pointed out, this move on the part of the administration is simply to put the pressure back on Iran where it should be; Not on the US where the anti-American UN and the “global community” want it to be.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Source: Harry Reid Blames Delay

Harry Reid, the Senate Minority leader, has some new trouble brewing with regards to corruption. The democrat was the architect of the term “culture of corruption” but somehow forgot that he too was a typical corrupted politician. (Breitbart) "Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid accepted free ringside tickets from the Nevada Athletic Commission to three professional boxing matches while that state agency was trying to influence him on federal regulation of boxing.

Reid, D-Nev., took the free seats for Las Vegas fights between 2003 and 2005 as he was pressing legislation to increase government oversight of the sport, including the creation of a federal boxing commission that Nevada's agency feared might usurp its authority." --- Or read more details here: Washington Post.

However, I have a key Democratic source that has spoken with the minority leader and he tells me that Harry Reid, despite his dismissive tone, has been angered at the influence he says Delay has had on him. He claims some type of voodoo mind magic has been placed upon him by Delay, who is known to possess mind-boggling powers. It was this power that tricked nearly every democrat in Washington to vote for regime change in Iraq.

The result of this magic is what obviously turned the otherwise utopias Reid into the corrupt man you see today. This power or “mind bullets” as Reid describes it, was so devastatingly effective that it left no choice but for Reid to receive free gifts for political favors. My source has confirmed that the Democratic leader will now use a sophisticated implant to keep the “destructive” energy that Tom Delay has obviously used against him, at bay.

Just remember…It’s not Democrats fault if they are corrupt, its Republicans.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Edwards: Mary Cheney Comment was “Appropriate”

Edwards had a chance to apologize for the obvious low-blow comment on Dick Cheney’s daughter during the Presidential debates; instead he attacked the vice-president.
ABC Video or News Report.

John Edwards, the former Democratic VP nominee, was interviewed by George Stephanopoulos on ABC. George ran a clip of Mary Cheney calling Edwards use of her sexuality at the debates sleazy politics and this is how he responded:

“Let me say first, that I think that the vice president and his wife love their
daughter very much…I think that I what I said there was appropriate… I think
what’s more important than all of that is watching what her father has done to
this country. It is not an accident that is he is unbelievably poorly thought
of… there’s a reason for that. He is one of the architects of this disaster in
Iraq…people don’t trust him…I wouldn’t trust him.”

A clip was then played of John Edwards claiming that President Bush is the worst president in his lifetime. (But I think he conveniently forgot about Bill Clinton)

Stephanopoulos: "You also said Bush is the worst president of our lifetime"
Stephanopoulos: [Is Bush] Worse than Nixon?
Edwards: "Absolutely"

Stephanopoulos: "But if he’s worse than Richard Nixon should he be impeached?"
Edwards: [He dodged the question and started bashing bush again] However, Edwards said he would vote for the censure of the president if he were in the senate.

Murtha: "Worse Than Abu Ghraib"

A group of U.S. Marines is under investigation for the possible slaughter of two dozen Iraqi civilians in the city of Haditha. (The Guardian) “In the Marine Corps, they are quietly calling it their My Lai, the massacre of hundreds of villagers in 1968 that became a symbol for American brutality in the Vietnam War. In this generation's war, the village is Haditha, north-west of Baghdad, where US marines killed two dozen Iraqi civilians, including 11 women and children.

In what is being viewed as the gravest allegation to date of war crimes in Iraq, a military investigation is expected to present findings in Baghdad next week that a small group of troops shot dead 24 unarmed Iraqi civilians in the town last November 19.”…This was a massacre," said John Sifton of Human Rights Watch. "If these allegations are borne out, this will be the most serious war crime that has taken place in Iraq."
[Notice that little slip from the Guardian and the Human rights group. So are they saying that the terrorist-insurgents, who kill dozens of innocent people nearly everyday, are not committing war crimes? And if so, doesn’t that mean they have solidified the argument that terrorists do not have the luxury of Geneva Convention protections. Because if the human rights community doesn’t consider terrorists to be war criminals then their argument for them to have Geneva protections is destroyed.] –Damn I’m good-

If this story is true then there is no question these individuals should be prosecuted for their war crimes and the murder of the 24 civilians. However, I’m going to focus on what this means politically and how it will be used.

This incident is the best news in three years for the Democratic Party and count on them to exploit it. This story will be used in two ways by the media and the political left in this country and in Europe. As you can obviously see, in the first sentence of the Guardian article that I posted, the comparison to the My Lai massacre is in full force. And the Guardian blatantly lied to get a chance to make that comparison. They said, “The Marine Corp is quietly calling it their My Lai”. But that’s not true; the Guardian just made that up. And the reason they, and others, are going to use the My Lai Massacre comparison, is to further their own efforts to make Iraq the new Vietnam. That has been the media’s goal since day one; in fact the MSM and some Democrats like Ted Kennedy called Afghanistan a quagmire and called it the next Vietnam. So, in the following weeks, look for the My Lai reference to be used to describe the incident in Iraq.

The second way this story will be used is, of course, to attack President Bush. The attacks began last week when John Murtha claimed these Marines killed the innocent people in Haditha because of stress that goes all the way to the top (meaning it’s Bush’s fault for not cutting and running). Here’s the
video of the “Hardball” interview in which Murtha used these alleged killings to push his immediate withdrawal agenda. He also lied and claimed this incident “should’ve been investigated” when it has been under investigation since it took place. And this morning, on ABC's "This Week", Representative Murtha called US Marines “cold blooded” killers and said Haditha is "worse than Abu Ghraib."

However, it’s my hope that we, as a country, can come together and provide each other support in our time of war. And it is my hope the opposition party will not use this horrible action as a launching ground to push their desperate agenda. But since that is unlikely to happen; I will leave my Democratic friends with this quote: “Yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed in that I took part in shootings in free fire zones. I conducted harassment and interdiction fire. I used 50 calibre machine guns… which were our only weapon against people. I took part in search and destroy missions, in the burning of villages. All of this is contrary to the laws of warfare, all of this is contrary to the Geneva Conventions." –John Kerry-

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Has CNN Lied Again?

CNN, the cable news network that tired to embarrass Bush, flashed subliminal Xs over Cheney’s face, Insinuated George Bush colluded with Osama Bin Laden to time the release of his video and audio tapes and lied about Bush ordering the leak of Valerie Plame's name- seems to be at it again.

On Friday CNN ran a story with this as their headline:
Iraqi minister defends Iranian nuclear program. And they wrote this in the body of the article: Iran has a right to develop nuclear technology and the international community should drop its demands that Tehran prove it's not trying to build a nuclear weapon, Iraq's foreign minister said Friday.

"Iran doesn't claim that they want to obtain a nuclear weapon or a nuclear bomb, so there is no need that we ask them for any guarantee now," Hoshyar Zebari said after meeting with his Iranian counterpart, Manouchehr Mottaki.

However, Iraq The Model reports that CNN misinterpreted or perhaps misrepresented what Iraq’s foreign minister actually said.

(ITM) I wasn't there at the press conference but I was able to find an audio clip of the same part of minister Zibari's statement through Radio Sawa, and what he said here is so much different from what the CNN claimed he did (my translation):

We respect Iran's and every other nation's right to pursue nuclear technology for research purposes and peaceful use given they accept [giving] the internationally required guarantees that this will not lead to an armament race in the region…Audio clip
available here (Arabic)

Listening to the 2nd version of the story (in Zibari's own voice) it is clear that Iraq recognizes Iran's right to use nuclear power for peaceful purposes exclusively and is moreover asking Iran for guarantees, not the other way around CNN!

So, was this another slimy attempt to undermine the war in Iraq or was it a simple error on the part of CNN? I think they wanted to use the Foreign Minister's statements as something to point to and say, "you see, Iraq thinks Iran should have nukes; is that what we are fighting for"? It's a way for CNN to kill two birds with one stone: it props up Iran and undermines the Iraq war...

DNC Source: Bush Caused Indonesian Quake

A key source from the Democratic National Committee has told me that he has evidence that President Bush used a top-secret weapon to cause the 6-2 magnitude earthquake in Indonesia. The weapon was designed and kept under wraps by Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld and, under the request of Karl Rove; President Bush used the “EQG-17” (Earthquake Generator), killing thousands of people. According to the DNC insider, a memo was passed among leading cabinet members of the Administration which ordered white house staffers to keep the use of the EQG-17 quiet or risk ending up in Guanatanamo bay, Cuba. However, this memo was leaked to the DNC and was, in turn, provided to The Intelligence Report. And after Mr. Bush caused Hurricane Katrina; this does not bode well for the embattled president

The President has issued a secret order to advance his poll numbers
and to draw attention away from Iraq and the sectarian violence that fills the
media headlines. The use of the EQG has been authorized and was successfully
tested in Indonesia providing us the perfect opportunity to push the political
discourse to American foreign aid instead of the current violence in Iraq.

Remember, it is your duty as a loyal member of the Administration to
keep this necessary action from getting to the press.

Thank You,
Karl Rove

This impeccable source, along with the leaked memo, has made it clear that President Bush, at the direction of Karl Rove, caused this earthquake in an effort to draw attention away from the war in Iraq and to raise his lagging poll numbers. This quake comes directly after Rove was moved from domestic policy duties in the Administration, to running the GOP midterm election campaign. This political move is classic Karl and indicates that he is willing to do anything to divert attention from Iraq.

The Intelligence Report was provided this information on the condition of anonymity out of fear of Administration reprisal. However, I assure you I check and re-check my facts before I report them to you. I check them as much as CBS checks their facts and DNC members never lie.

Note: If the media can make shit up, why can't I?

Friday, May 26, 2006

Source: Al-Qaeda Bribed ABC

In light of the controversy over ABC News and their report about the FBI investigating The Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert; I have a scoop that will blow your mind. As you might know, ABC based the Hastert report on anonymous sources and continues to stick by the story despite the fact that the Department of Justice says no investigation has taken place. However, did you know the network has been hiding something from the American People?

According to high level sources within ABC, key anchors and producers of ABC News have been engaged in one of the largest cover-ups in U.S. history. I have it on good authority that the network has taken bribes form elements of the terrorist group Al Qaeda in return for undermining the GOP and in particular the Bush Administration. These sources have indicated that Osama Bin Laden himself has been in contact with the news network and held direct conversations with reporter Brian Ross. The same Brian Ross that broke the story about the FBI investigation of the House Speaker.

Do these revelations explain the constant nay saying on the part of ABC in regards to Iraq? Well, that’s for you to decide. Because my sources have made it quite evident that the American Broadcasting Company will officially change their name to the Al-Qaeda Brotherhood Coalition just as soon as they finish their quest to skew the news to the point at which Americans no longer view Bin Laden as the enemy but the Republican Party.

Note: If the media can make shit up, why can’t I?