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Report: Al Qaeda at Pre-9/11 Strength

WASHINGTON (AP) - U.S. intelligence analysts have concluded al-Qaida has rebuilt its operating capability to a level not seen since just before the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, The Associated Press has learned.

The official and others spoke on condition of anonymity because the secret report remains classified.

Well, anonymous high-level sources have told me that if you stuff food up your ass, you'll crap out your mouth. A worried AP staffer, who will remain unnamed confirmed that his bosses have tried it.