Friday, September 15, 2006

Finally! We can all Sleep Better

Elton John Ends Feud with George Michael

Elton John appears to have ended his public feud with George Michael saying, "George and I are fine." Two years ago, John said the former Wham! star was miserable and needed to get out more. Michael responded with a furious open letter saying John was no friend of his.

This ranks right up there with Brittany Spears having another baby, Lance Bass being gay and the Iranian regime trying to build nuclear weapons.

Hey, if two flaming queers can settle their differences, then there’s still hope for the Middle East. Am I right?

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Air America Crashes

Bankrupt! First their intelligence, then their moral compass and now their whiny POS radio station.

(ThinkIdiot Progress) Air America Radio will announce a major restructuring on Friday, which is expected to include a bankruptcy filing, three independent sources have told ThinkProgress…

Air America could remain on the air under the deal, but significant personnel changes are already in the works. Sources say five Air America employees were laid off yesterday and were told there would be no severance without capital infusion or bankruptcy.

Oh, the plight of the far-left. They just can’t seem to get ahead now can they? I’m not saying being an idiot and bashing president Bush is not popular among the liberal base of the Democratic Party but average Americans not only find people like Al Franken and his ilk to be ridiculous but their ad homonym attacks are quite boring. There is only so many ways you can describe your hatred of Republicans and Bush before it gets old.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

See... This Is How I Rub Boobs

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - Former Vice President Al Gore said Sunday he hadn't rule out making a second bid for the White House, though he said it was unlikely.

Gore spoke to reporters in Sydney, where he was promoting the local premiere of his documentary on global warming.

"I haven't completely ruled out running for president again in the future but I don't expect to," Gore said before the Sunday night premiere of "An Inconvenient Truth."

Oh, Please Gore… Run! Run for all of us.
With all the failures of the Republican Party; if Hillary or Gory Gore is the Dems presidential nominee then it virtually assures a GOP victory.