Finally! We can all Sleep Better
Elton John appears to have ended his public feud with George Michael saying, "George and I are fine." Two years ago, John said the former Wham! star was miserable and needed to get out more. Michael responded with a furious open letter saying John was no friend of his.
This ranks right up there with Brittany Spears having another baby, Lance Bass being gay and the Iranian regime trying to build nuclear weapons.
Hey, if two flaming queers can settle their differences, then there’s still hope for the Middle East. Am I right?