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NEW YORK (AP) - The Dow Jones industrial average swept past 14,000 for the first time Tuesday following a relatively mild inflation report and a wave of generally upbeat earnings reports.

The stock market's best-known indicator crossed 14,000 in the first half-hour of trading, rising to 14,002.60 and having taken just 57 trading days to make the trip from 13,000.

The deficit has been cut in half. The Dow continues to break records. And unemployment is a record lows... The Tax cuts have worked. Kudos Georgie Boy