The Intelligence Report

Global Cooling!

2007-12-26T16:57:00.000-07:00

We're all gonna die! Denver Breaks Record For Snowfall On Christmas Day

It certainly made for quite the winter wonderland on this Christmas Day, and provided quite the surprise to residents.

“I think we expected a few flurries and there's probably eight or nine inches now. It's just like Norman Rockwell," said Denver resident Adam Haynes.

Denver officially recorded 7.8 inches of snow on Christmas Day.

Peace Death Be Upon You

2007-11-25T19:45:00.000-07:00

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Three suspected al Qaeda militants, including two sisters, beheaded their uncle and his wife, forcing the couple's children to watch, Iraqi police said on Friday.

The militants considered that school guard Youssef al-Hayali was an infidel because he did not pray and wore western-style trousers, they told police interrogators after being arrested in Diyala province northwest of Baghdad.

I would love to see Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi try to reason with these "militants" as Reuters has taken to calling them

More Bad News for the Dems

2007-10-31T15:15:00.000-06:00

BAGHDAD (AP) - Violent deaths of U.S. troops and Iraqi civilians appear to have fallen sharply in Iraq in October, according to the latest Associated Press tally.

The AP's figures mirror other reports that the levels of bloodshed are falling here. But the meaning of these statistics is disputed, and experts generally agree that the struggle for security and stability is far from over.

Boobs of Death

2007-08-08T17:33:00.000-06:00

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Women who get cosmetic breast implants are nearly three times as likely to commit suicide as other women, U.S. researchers reported on Wednesday.

The study, published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery, reinforces several others that have shown women who have breast enlargements have higher suicide risks.

Cop Shooting at Snake Kills 5-Year-Old Boy

2007-08-05T12:38:00.000-06:00

A cop's worst nightmare:

A shot fired by a police officer trying to kill a snake at a rural pond hit the little boy who had been out fishing with his grandfather.

Baby Pronounced Dead Later Found Alive in Morgue

2007-08-04T17:27:00.000-06:00

Miracle?

Doctors in Buenos Aires pronounced the child dead after 40 minutes of attempting to revive her. They sent the body to the morgue. Four hours later a worker heard her crying. -Video Link-

A-Rod Hits 500th Home Run

2007-08-04T12:24:00.000-06:00

Without steroids

NEW YORK (AP) - Alex Rodriguez became the youngest player in major league history to hit 500 home runs, sending the first pitch he saw Saturday just past the foul pole in left field.

When he reached the plate, he hugged Derek Jeter and Bobby Abreu, who both scored on the landmark home run. His teammates were already on the field and he embraced several of them on his way to the dugout.

Senate passes Bush terrorism spy bill

2007-08-03T23:40:00.000-06:00

WASHINGTON - The Senate, in a high-stakes showdown over national security, voted late Friday to temporarily give President Bush expanded authority to eavesdrop on suspected foreign terrorists without court warrants.

The House, meanwhile, rejected a Democratic version of the bill.

Authority!

Abscam John Nabs $150 million of Pork

2007-08-03T23:29:00.000-06:00

Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.), chairman of the House Appropriations defense panel, has secured the most earmarked dollars in the 2008 military spending bill, followed closely by the panel’s ranking member Rep. Bill Young (R-Fla.).

Even though Young secured 52 earmarks, worth $117.2 million — and co-sponsored at least $27 million worth of others — Murtha’s 48 earmarks amount to a total of $150.5 million, according to a database compiled by the watchdog organization Taxpayers for Common Sense (TCS).

Drugs Sold Out of Ice Cream Truck

2007-08-03T22:32:00.000-06:00

No word yet from Cheech or Chong

NEW YORK (AP) - An ice cream truck parked in front of a junior high school was offering up cocaine and marijuana along with the soft serve, police said.

A police search of the vehicle uncovered a loaded pistol along with the drugs, police said Friday after arresting 26-year-old Jermaine Jordan on charges including criminal possession of a weapon near a school and criminal sale of a controlled substance near a school.

Police: Mom Bathed, Dressed Dead Kids

2007-08-01T14:03:00.000-06:00

Sick

HANAHAN, S.C. (AP) - Two children found dead under an apartment sink were bathed and dressed by their mother before being wrapped in trash bags, according to arrest warrants released Wednesday.

The warrants provide new details of the events that police say led to the arrest of a troubled single mother suspected of leaving her children in a hot car for hours while she was at work.

Sametta Heyward, 27, was charged Tuesday with homicide by child abuse after the bodies of 1-year-old Triniti Campbell and 4-year-old Shawn Campbell Jr. were found in her apartment.

Scholars see success for US Iraq surge

2007-07-30T22:14:00.000-06:00

As if we need scholars telling us about war; even if it's not the typical leftist line. If you're not there everyday like the troops on the ground... you really don't know shit about the situation. but:

(Breitbart) Two prominent US political analysts just back from Iraq said Monday the US troop surge strategy was making strides in some areas, but warned the Iraqi government was making "zero" progress.

Kos Clowns and MoveOn Go After FNC

2007-07-27T20:35:00.000-06:00

the moonbattled nutroots have been under fire lately for being... well, for being their insane selves. And after O’Reilly nixed their Jet Blue sponsorship, they’ve been on the warpath.

NEW YORK (AP) - Liberal activists are stepping up their campaign against Fox News Channel by pressuring advertisers not to patronize the network.

MoveOn.org, the Campaign for America's Future and liberal blogs like DailyKos.com are asking thousands of supporters to monitor who is advertising on the network. Once a database is gathered, an organized phone-calling campaign will begin, said Jim Gilliam, vice president of media strategy for Brave New Films...

At least 5,000 people nationwide have signed up to compile logs on who is running commercials on Fox, Gilliam said. The groups want to first concentrate on businesses running local ads, as opposed to national commercials.

Pathetic

Gaywad YouTube Debate Draws ‘Good’ Numbers

2007-07-24T22:51:00.000-06:00

NEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) - Monday's CNN-YouTube debate brought in pretty good numbers, delivering the highest viewership for a debate among adults 18-34 in cable news history.

The two-hour debate featured answers from the Democratic candidates responding to videos from YouTube users. It was moderated by CNN's Anderson Cooper live on Monday night from the Citadel in Charleston, S.C. The debate averaged 2.6 million viewers, according to Nielsen Media Research, making it the second-most-watched debate so far this season.

The blowhard Bill O’Reilly averages like 2.6 million viewers everyday. I guess for CNN and as debates go, two million viewers is something remarkable. To me, it’s just another day that I forgot there was a debate

McCain Reassures Iowa Voters

2007-07-22T19:16:00.000-06:00

McCain says he’s ‘happy about the state of his campaign’. The rest of the country asks: What campaign?

URBANDALE, Iowa (AP) - John McCain on Sunday assured Iowa supporters that he's doing fine and intends to seriously compete in the state's leadoff caucuses despite staff cuts and money problems.

The Republican presidential candidate met privately with supporters, then held a news conference at his Iowa campaign headquarters.

"I'm happy about the state of our campaign," the Arizona senator told reporters. "We will do fine. We are competitive and we will win in Iowa."

McCain said he met with backers to let them know his campaign was strong.

"I wanted to make sure that everybody knows what we are doing and get an update on the campaign and how we intend to stay heavily involved here in Iowa," he said.

Feingold Proposes Censuring Bush... Again

2007-07-22T14:05:00.000-06:00

The anti-Patriot Act, liberal extraordinaire is calling for President Bush to be censured for his ‘assault’ against the constitution.

WASHINGTON (AP) - Liberal Democratic Sen. Russ Feingold said Sunday he wants Congress to censure President Bush for his management of the Iraq war and his "assault" against the Constitution.

Radio host condemned for 'Islam is a cult'

2007-07-20T23:38:00.000-06:00

(World Net Daily) A controversial Washington-based Islamic lobby group today is highlighting as "Islamophobia" a heated radio talk-show exchange in which host Neal Boortz tells a Muslim caller Islam is a "cult," not a religion.

After a long list of crimes perpetrated all over the world in the name of Islam, the talk host told the caller, "You don't have a word of condemnation in you until the non-Islamic world rises up and starts to make it clear that we are fed up with your damned religion. We've had it up to here.

"And somebody, like I said yesterday, somebody needs to grab the Muslim world by the shirt collar, backhand it a good one, knock it into the damn corner and say straighten up or we're gonna eradicate you beetles from the face of the Earth. … "

I don't know about Islam being a cult. It's more of a religion that is incapable of evolving from its barbaric roots.

US Makes Overtures to UN

2007-07-20T15:10:00.000-06:00

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - Under pressure to start withdrawing U.S. troops, the Bush administration wants the United Nations to play an expanded role in Iraq as a mediator both internally and with neighboring countries.

Zalmay Khalilzad, a former U.S. ambassador to Iraq who now represents Washington at the United Nations, wrote in an opinion piece in The New York Times on Friday that the world body could "help internationalize the effort to stabilize the country."

"While reasonable people can differ on whether the coalition should have intervened against Saddam Hussein's regime, it is clear at this point that the future of Iraq will have a profound effect on the region and, in turn, on peace and stability in the world," Khalilzad wrote.

That’s all well and good. But the UN is the most corrupt organization on this planet and are, in fact, Anti-American. So, don’t expect much (unless of course, Saddam was there and they were stealing money from the Iraqi poor).

Evil

2007-07-18T19:36:00.000-06:00

MIAMI — A man who had been released from prison early for good behavior was convicted Tuesday of trying to kill a young mother and leaving her 5-year-old daughter to be eaten alive by alligators in the Everglades.

Harrel Franklin Braddy had befriended Shandelle Maycock and her daughter Quatisha. Maycock testified that Braddy went to her home in November 1998 and grew enraged when she asked him to leave.

He choked Maycock until she was unconscious and then forced her and Quatisha into his car, the woman testified. At one point, Maycock gained consciousness, grabbed the child and jumped out of the moving vehicle.

Braddy stopped, choked the woman again and put her in the trunk, she testified. Maycock never saw her daughter again. Prosecutors said Braddy then drove to a section of Interstate 75 in the Everglades known as Alligator Alley and dropped Quatisha in the water beside the road.

She was alive when alligators bit her on the head and stomach, a medical examiner said.

Authorities found the girl's body two days later, her left arm missing and her skull crushed, prosecutors said. Maycock woke up bleeding and disoriented in a cane field miles from her Miami-Dade County home.

Study: 75% of Americans Overweight by 2015

2007-07-18T17:59:00.000-06:00

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - If people keep gaining weight at the current rate, fat will be the norm by 2015, with 75 percent of U.S. adults overweight and 41 percent obese, U.S. researchers predicted on Wednesday.

Not good.

Congressional Approval Sinks to Record Low

2007-07-18T10:47:00.000-06:00

This must be the ‘new direction’ they were talking about.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) Eighteen months before Bush leaves the White House, nearly two-thirds of Americans say the country is headed in the wrong direction and give the president negative marks for his job performance.

An even bigger majority, 83 percent, say the Democratic-controlled Congress is doing only a fair or poor job -- the worst mark for Congress in a Zogby poll.

Booming

2007-07-17T09:43:00.000-06:00

NEW YORK (AP) - The Dow Jones industrial average swept past 14,000 for the first time Tuesday following a relatively mild inflation report and a wave of generally upbeat earnings reports.

The stock market's best-known indicator crossed 14,000 in the first half-hour of trading, rising to 14,002.60 and having taken just 57 trading days to make the trip from 13,000.

The deficit has been cut in half. The Dow continues to break records. And unemployment is a record lows... The Tax cuts have worked. Kudos Georgie Boy

Man Calls 911 to Save Him From Police

2007-07-16T16:44:00.000-06:00

Fla. (AP) - A 38-year-old man was arrested after he called 911 and told a dispatcher he was surrounded by police officers and needed help, authorities said.

Police officers met Dana Farrell Shelton after being called to investigate a disturbance at a bar on Sunday but had found no problems and told him to move along.

Shelton, who officers said appeared intoxicated, then called 911 to report he was "surrounded by Largo police," according to an arrest affidavit.

"Our officers were standing there scratching their heads. He called, standing there in their presence," Largo Sgt. Melanie Holley said. "It's one of our 'truth is stranger than fiction' cases."

Isn't drinking awesome?

Muslim Congressman Compares Bush to Hitler

2007-07-16T14:34:00.000-06:00

I read about this the other day but I didn’t feel like posting on it. Basically, because I don’t know, or much care, about this Keith Ellison asshole. But today it’s been slowly eating away at me given that Elison, is in fact, an actual congressman.

From what I’ve read about him, he has connections to the Nation of Islam and is well liked by CAIR; the pro-Islamist front group. So, it’s not a surprise that he is unable to control his Muslim seethery.

(Telegraph) America's first Muslim congressman has provoked outrage by apparently comparing President George W Bush to Adolf Hitler and hinting that he might have been responsible for the September 11 attacks.

Addressing a gathering of atheists in his home state of Minnesota, Keith Ellison, a Democrat (as if we couldn’t have guessed. Ed.), compared the 9/11 atrocities to the destruction of the Reichstag, the German parliament, in 1933. This was probably burned down by the Nazis in order to justify Hitler's later seizure of emergency powers.

"It's almost like the Reichstag fire, kind of reminds me of that," Mr Ellison said. "After the Reichstag was burned, they blamed the Communists for it, and it put the leader [Hitler] of that country in a position where he could basically have authority to do whatever he wanted."

Almost worse than the comment itself is the lack of media coverage that this type of rhetoric has received.

Confirmed!

2007-07-15T22:04:00.000-06:00

SEOUL, South Korea - United Nations inspectors have verified that North Korea has shut down its sole functioning nuclear reactor, the chief of the watchdog agency said Monday, confirming the isolated country had taken its first step in nearly five years to halt production of atomic weapons.

Cleaning up Clinton’s messes.

Damn It!

2007-07-15T17:06:00.000-06:00

CAMARILLO, Calif. - U.S. gas prices on average rose about six cents in the last three weeks, according to a national survey released Sunday... Regular gas prices averaged $3.06 a gallon, mid-grade was $3.17 and premium was $3.29...

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

Wave the TV remote goodbye and change channel with a thumbs-up

2007-07-15T11:54:00.000-06:00

(Daily Mail) It sounds like the perfect invention for all those couch potatoes who find even using a remote control just a little too much like hard work.

Scientists have come up with a box that lets television viewers change channels, switch on the DVD player or switch off an irritating presenter with the wave of a hand.

The controller's built-in camera can recognise seven simple hand gestures and work with up to eight different gadgets around the home.

I hate to be a nitpicker but what if you’re jacking off in front of the TV?

Colossal Diplomatic Breakthrough

2007-07-14T16:04:00.000-06:00

(Associated Press) - North Korea told the United States it shut down its nuclear reactor, the State Department said Saturday, hours after a ship cruised into port loaded with oil promised in return for the country's pledge to disarm.

If confirmed by a U.N. inspection team headed to the Yongbyon reactor, the shutdown would be the North's first step in nearly five years toward de-nuclearization.

The Bush Administration’s diplomatic strategy for N. Korea as well as its willingness to use military force may have, in fact, saved millions of lives. So, where are the massive celebrations and the congratulatory handshakes from both the media and the Democratic Party? Not to mention the apologies for all of the partisan naysaying with regard to how President Bush has handled North Korea.

For some reason, I have the feeling that if a Democrat were in office and made such a difficult and skillful breakthrough on the Korean peninsula, it would be played up by every media outlet for weeks... but I could be wrong

Rove Hysteria and the Nixon White House

2007-07-14T12:01:00.000-06:00

WASHINGTON, July 13 — The year was 1973, and Karl Rove was looking for help — from the Nixon White House.

Tucked away inside 78,000 pages of documents from the Nixon administration, released by the National Archives earlier this week, is a little gem: a strategy memorandum from the man who would go on to become the architect of President Bush’s rise to political power.

And this is major news because...?

What The Glorious Fuck

2007-07-13T21:09:00.000-06:00

DALLAS — Dallas-based chain Value Giant announced in a press release Thursday that their retail stores will begin accepting Mexican pesos as payment, according to MyFOXDFW.com.

The Value Giant store at Southwest Center Mall will be hosting a promotional event on Saturday to introduce the new policy.

I’ll tell you what. I’m all for accepting pesos in an American store... if they can provide proof of legal citizenship upon purchase.

H/T TrekMedic

NASA Misspelled Launch Pad Sign

2007-07-13T12:24:00.000-06:00

(Local 6.Com) When the shuttle rolled out from the Vehicle Assembly Building Wednesday, a giant "Go Endeavour" sign was put on a fence in front of the craft.

However, one item was missing from the sign: the "u" in Endeavour... The orbiter is named after HM Bark Endeavour, the ship commanded by 18th century explorer James Cook...

Well it’s not like their rocket scientists or anything.

‘Draft Gore’ Gaining Momentum

2007-07-12T17:33:00.000-06:00

ManBearPig is loose on the streets and he’s gaining traction among mentally challenged voters.

(Washington Times) A Draft Al Gore group delivered the former vice president more than 100,000 signatures on a petition urging him to mount a White House bid.

Draft Gore organizers brought the list of Gore fans to the Democrat's Nashville office yesterday morning, and called the number a "major milestone."

I have to say that I fully support Al Gore entering the 2008 presidential race. Two things will ensure a Republican victory: one is if Hillary Clinton is nominated and the other is if Al Gore is nominated to be the Democratic candidate. With Gore in, it increases the odds.

Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cop

2007-07-12T12:50:00.000-06:00

(AP) BOHEMIA, N.Y. There were flashing lights atop his SUV and what appeared to be a police badge in his hand, but it was the man he tried to pull over who was the real police detective.

Robert Lane, 25, was arrested Tuesday on charges of criminal impersonation and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, Suffolk County police said.

Lane was driving an SUV fitted with flashing lights when he tried to stop the off-duty New York police detective on a highway on Long Island, Suffolk police said.

Well there's your problem!

Nobel Prize Winner Wants Bush Dead

2007-07-12T11:09:00.000-06:00

Betty Williams spoke at the International Women’s Peace Conference last night to peacefully call for the murder of President Bush.

(Dallas Morning News) In a keynote speech at the International Women's Peace Conference on Wednesday night, Ms. Williams told a crowd of about 1,000 that the Bush administration has been treacherous and wrong and acted unconstitutionally.

"Right now, I could kill George Bush," she said at the Adam's Mark Hotel and Conference Center in Dallas. "No, I don't mean that. How could you nonviolently kill somebody? I would love to be able to do that."

But this isn’t even the first time she called for the death of the president. Last year she spread her peaceful murderous joy to school children. -Link-

Report: Al Qaeda at Pre-9/11 Strength

2007-07-11T19:19:00.000-06:00

WASHINGTON (AP) - U.S. intelligence analysts have concluded al-Qaida has rebuilt its operating capability to a level not seen since just before the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, The Associated Press has learned.

The official and others spoke on condition of anonymity because the secret report remains classified.

Well, anonymous high-level sources have told me that if you stuff food up your ass, you'll crap out your mouth. A worried AP staffer, who will remain unnamed confirmed that his bosses have tried it.

Bush Refuses to Explain Libby Order

2007-07-11T18:57:00.000-06:00

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush refused to explain to Congress on Wednesday why he commuted the prison sentence of former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby. The husband of the CIA agent outed in the case testified during a House hearing that the clemency grant had cast a pall of suspicion over the presidency.

Why Should He?

Uncle Sam Gives Out Speeding Tickets

2007-07-02T17:51:00.000-06:00

In a gross display of unpatriotic ticket-giving, Florida police officers defiled our beloved Uncle Sam by using speed traps to bilk its citizens out of thousands of dollars.

So much for you fireworks, kids. The cops took all of daddy's money

Hundreds of Central Florida motorists were ticketed Monday by a costumed Uncle Sam officer in a weeklong operation targeting speeding holiday drivers.

Border Jumpers Swigging Red Bull

2007-06-23T16:24:00.000-06:00

It Didn’t Give Them Wings

Smugglers are reportedly giving immigrants what is known as a “triple stacker” — an ephedrine pill and asprin with a can of Red Bull to wash it all down, Border Patrol agents told WOAI news radio station in Texas.

The caffeine combo, which can lead to dehydration, especially in the scorching temperatures of the deserts, is one of the main reasons for immigrant deaths before they make it into the U.S.

Not securing the border is inhumane.

Ha Ha... Stupid Terrorist-Lovers

2007-02-20T19:33:00.000-07:00

the ACLU and the far-left alike were dealt a devastating blow this week when an appeals court upheld an earlier ruling stating that Gitmo detainees are unable to challenge their detention in US courts.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Guantanamo Bay detainees may not challenge their detention in U.S. courts, a federal appeals court said Tuesday in a ruling upholding a key provision of a law at the center of President Bush's anti- terrorism plan.

Yes, I know that you left-nuts are sympathetic with our enemies housed at Guantanamo Bay. So I understand you must be distraught...

Visit my primary site: Opinionnation Times

Edwards Announces Run for '08

2006-12-29T15:50:00.000-07:00

John Edwards announces his run for the presidency. Wow, who cares.
And he does it from New Orleans as if it's not a photo op but as if he really cares about poor black people.

Hey look at me, I love black kids.

Hillary 4th in Iowa Poll

2006-12-24T18:46:00.000-07:00

Drudge used the headline, Shock Poll: Hillary 4th in Iowa.

(KCCI) The poll asked Iowa Democrats which candidates they would vote for if the 2008 Democratic caucus were held today. The top three candidates were Sen. John Edwards at 22 percent, Democratic U.S. Sen. Barrack Obama at 22 percent and Vilsack at 12 percent. U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton of New York came in fourth at 10 percent.

But is it really a shock that America doesn’t want Hillary Clinton to be president? Frankly, it’s not a shock that Democrats don’t even want Hillary as their party’s nomination. She’s old news. The Obamanator is the new news. Although, the media’s hyping of him was premature, for his momentum will have long faded by 2008.

I don’t even see any real Democrats emerging as viable presidential nominees. I see a bunch of pandering liberals putting on a show trying to tight-rope their fringe-base and the moderate majority.

New Liberal Radio Network Formed

2006-10-17T16:56:00.000-06:00

After Air "jackass" America filed Chapter 11, a new breed (same as the old breed) of asshole wannabe radio hosts announced the formation of the next liberal radio company.

(Newsmax) Nova M Radio, Inc. based in Phoenix, Arizona officially announced the formation of its new progressive talk radio network, which will feature former Air America host Mike Malloy as one of its on-air personalities.

Anita Drobny and Sheldon Drobny, co-founders of the Air America Radio Network along with partner Dr. Mike Newcomb, CEO & Chairman of Nova M Radio, are the principals of the new network. Joe Trippi, former communications director for Howard Dean's failed White House run in 2004, joins Nova M Radio as a consultant.

So the founders of the failed Air America are starting a new network with former failed Air America personalities and are being consulted by Joe Trippi the failed communications director of Howard Dean’s failed White House run … yeah, it sounds like a winner.

Hostage Defends Terrorist

2006-10-04T15:02:00.000-06:00

Peace Activist and former hostage comes to the aid of a suspected Egyptian Terrorist

--TORONTO (AP) - An Egyptian father of six detained as a suspected terrorist for five years without charge or trial began his third quest for bail, with a former Canadian hostage in Iraq speaking out in his defense.

Christian peace activist James Loney, who spent four months as a hostage in Iraq before being freed by British special forces in March, showed up at the courthouse to express solidarity with Jaballah.--

Sometimes my hate for terrorists is outweighed by my hatred of nutty peace activists
-h/t Opinionnation Times-

Finally! We can all Sleep Better

2006-09-15T13:18:00.000-06:00

Elton John Ends Feud with George Michael

Elton John appears to have ended his public feud with George Michael saying, "George and I are fine." Two years ago, John said the former Wham! star was miserable and needed to get out more. Michael responded with a furious open letter saying John was no friend of his.

This ranks right up there with Brittany Spears having another baby, Lance Bass being gay and the Iranian regime trying to build nuclear weapons.

Hey, if two flaming queers can settle their differences, then there’s still hope for the Middle East. Am I right?

Air America Crashes

2006-09-14T13:34:00.000-06:00

Bankrupt! First their intelligence, then their moral compass and now their whiny POS radio station.

(Think~~Idiot~~ Progress) Air America Radio will announce a major restructuring on Friday, which is expected to include a bankruptcy filing, three independent sources have told ThinkProgress…

Air America could remain on the air under the deal, but significant personnel changes are already in the works. Sources say five Air America employees were laid off yesterday and were told there would be no severance without capital infusion or bankruptcy.

Oh, the plight of the far-left. They just can’t seem to get ahead now can they? I’m not saying being an idiot and bashing president Bush is not popular among the liberal base of the Democratic Party but average Americans not only find people like Al Franken and his ilk to be ridiculous but their ad homonym attacks are quite boring. There is only so many ways you can describe your hatred of Republicans and Bush before it gets old.

See... This Is How I Rub Boobs

2006-09-10T18:25:00.000-06:00

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - Former Vice President Al Gore said Sunday he hadn't rule out making a second bid for the White House, though he said it was unlikely.

Gore spoke to reporters in Sydney, where he was promoting the local premiere of his documentary on global warming.

"I haven't completely ruled out running for president again in the future but I don't expect to," Gore said before the Sunday night premiere of "An Inconvenient Truth."

Oh, Please Gore… Run! Run for all of us.
With all the failures of the Republican Party; if Hillary or Gory Gore is the Dems presidential nominee then it virtually assures a GOP victory.

Paranoia Strikes British Airliner

2006-08-19T18:46:00.000-06:00

A 150 passenger mutiny occurred this morning on an Airbus A320 right before it was set to leave from Costa del Sol. The 150-strong were demanding that two men, of Asian decent, who they believed were speaking Arabic, be thrown off the flight.

(Daily Mail) British holidaymakers staged an unprecedented mutiny - refusing to allow their flight to take off until two men they feared were terrorists were forcibly removed.

The extraordinary scenes happened after some of the 150 passengers on a Malaga-Manchester flight overheard two men of Asian appearance apparently talking Arabic. Passengers told cabin crew they feared for their safety and demanded police action. Some stormed off the Monarch Airlines Airbus A320 minutes before it was due to leave the Costa del Sol at 3am. Others waiting for Flight ZB 613 in the departure lounge refused to board it.

A half hour later the police removed the two men from the plane and swept the cargo and luggage deeming the Airbus clear of any threats. The men were not said to have any links to terrorism.

I’m for profiling at airports and my suspicions would be raised if I were aboard a flight with Arabic speaking men but this is something that makes me worried. Whether justified or not this type of panic and complete paranoia is something we all should take into account in our fight against terrorism. We do not want another McCarthy type era and we haven’t reached the point of WWII interment camps; so let’s all take a step back and try to keep calm.

Fox News Employees Kidnapped

2006-08-14T14:14:00.001-06:00

Breaking: Two members of Fox News were kidnapped in Gaza. A well known correspondent Steve Centanni and cameraman Olaf Wiig.

The Left Celebrates

Holy Shit, What the Hell is That?!?

2006-08-09T21:41:00.000-06:00

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A "Presidential Bust" of U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton was unveiled on Wednesday at New York's Museum of Sex, where sculptor Daniel Edwards hopes it will spark discussion about sex, politics and celebrity...

Edwards said his work features soft "presidential smile" and wrinkles framing her eyes. A floral pattern runs across her breasts, part of Edwards' effort to present Clinton "as a woman -- not a covered up person, but as a woman."

Shock: McKinney is not Perfect

2006-08-07T20:02:00.000-06:00

Cynthia McKinney proclaims in a radio address that "she’s not perfect".

Yeah, no shit! You’re a crazy racist cop-puncher who acts like a complete fool.

Lance Bass Is Gay…LOL

2006-08-04T15:24:00.001-06:00

Lance Bass announced that he was gay after he was caught in a gay club with some other guy from the TV show “Amazing Race”. My question is, who the hell didn’t know Lance Bass was homosexual? That’s like wondering if the sky is blue…duh.

CNN) Lance Bass, band member of 'N Sync, says he's gay and in a "very stable" relationship with a reality show star.

Bass, who formed 'N Sync with Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick, tells People magazine that he didn't earlier disclose his sexuality because he didn't want to affect the group's popularity.

Hey, at least he kept it under wraps because he thought it would negatively affect his friends in the band. But really… look at him; if that ain’t gay I don’t know what is.

What Darwin might have called, “Thinning the herd”

2006-08-01T13:37:00.000-06:00

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. — A man was arrested on charges of practicing medicine without a license after a woman died during a liposuction procedure performed in the basement of a home, authorities said Monday.

If I was a mean person I would point out how stupid it is to receive a liposuction procedure in some guy’s basement. But I’m not a mean person so I will simply say that…Damn! What a fuckin’ idiot.

In Kerry’s Own Words.

2006-07-24T12:41:00.001-06:00

WMV Version
I posted this video in response to Kerry’s assertion that because Bush focused on Iraq he increased the tensions between Hezbollah and Israel creating the conflict we see today. -Story- Of course that’s ludicrous but so is John Kerry as you can plainly see.

Finally!

2006-07-22T17:44:00.000-06:00

Saturday Night Live has been a huge disappointment the last few years. It devolved from being mildly entertaining and funny into being one of the worst shows on television. And the formerly audacious and hilarious Weekend Update segment was turned into a royal piece of shit by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Luckily, that will soon change given the announcement yesterday on the Tonight Show

BURBANK, Calif.— Tina Fey is leaving the anchor chair at "Saturday Night Live." Fey says she's quitting the show after six seasons as head writer and co-anchor of the "Weekend Update" fake news segment to focus on her new NBC prime-time series, "30 Rock."

"The new show's going to take a lot of time," Fey said while appearing on Friday night's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."

Once Jimmy Fallon left the show just plummeted for me. I was at the point where I couldn’t even bring myself to watch the show anymore. The thought of Tina Fey jokes and her appearances on Weekend Update was enough to keep me away from watching. Hopefully now SNL can return to its old form…

Saddam Hussein Calls for Iraq Pullout

2006-07-21T12:49:00.001-06:00

BAGHDAD, Iraq July 20 – Saddam Hussein’s defense lawyers on Thursday released a letter Mr. Hussein recently wrote in prison that tries to convince the American people that the United States should leave Iraq because President Bush misled them into a deadly quagmire.

The 5,000-word letter is a rambling treatise outlining what Mr. Hussein asserts are the false reasons the Bush administration used to justify the war in Iraq, from illicit weapons to links with Al Qaeda. Mr. Hussein said he had written it at the behest of Ramsey Clark, the former United States attorney general who serves on his defense team. “People of America, the misfortunes that have afflicted you and afflicted our Arab nation and within it our heroic people — including the breakdown of America’s standing and reputation — were only caused by the reckless behavior of your government and by pressure from Zionism,” Mr. Hussein wrote.

Do you find it interesting that Osama Bin Laden and now Saddam Hussein use the exact same political rhetoric as the Democratic Party? For example Osama said this: "The jihad is ongoing despite all the oppressive measures adopted by the U.S. Army and its agents (which has reached) a point where there is no difference between this criminality and Saddam's criminality." And Ted Kennedy said this: “We now learn that Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management, U.S. management.”

Now we have Saddam Hussein, at the direction of his leftist attorney Ramsey Clark, using the same type of political campaign slogans used by the Democratic leadership. And it’s not even significant rhetoric. It’s the tired and disproved accusation of “Bush lied thousands died” that only placates the liberal base of the Democratic Party. Because any informed person knows that the bi-partisan Intelligence Capabilities Report concluded based on evidence and facts, that President Bush did not lie or mislead us into war. Not to mention that fact that the Dems were making the exact same arguments as the President was. Also the part about America’s standing in the world...what is that about. As if Saddam is now some moral authority. I guess I’m getting to the question, “Why”.

Is it realistic? No, it’s not going to force a pullout. Is it meaningful? No, not really. So why write a letter like the one Saddam purportedly wrote? The only conclusion I can draw from this is that Ramsey Clark, being the anti-American guy that he is, wanted to use this letter as a political tool. Perhaps in Clarks warped mind he thinks that Hussein’s opinions will hold water with the American people because they now see the invasion of Iraq as a bad idea. I think he thinks that somehow people have more sympathy for the man or perhaps because of their undying hatred for Bush have come to understand and accept Hussein’s brutality? I don’t know…I can’t fully understand the insanity of committed leftists.

And why the hell does the NY Times keep referring to people like Hussein and Zarqawi as Mr.; Mr. Hussein and Mr. Zarqawi.

This Says it All...

2006-07-19T15:37:00.000-06:00

Another great cartoon from Cox & Forkum

Keira, What the Hell Happened to You?

2006-07-15T11:04:00.000-06:00

Keira Knightly

You used to be so gorgeous…eat for heaven's sake

One Dinner with Bill and Powell's Hospitalized

2006-07-07T15:31:00.000-06:00

Colin Powell fell ill yesterday at a dinner he attended with President Bill Clinton. It was a slight scare and he was only hospitalized for a brief amount of time and was able to make a Friday morning seminar. People seem to always fall ill or die in tragic accidents or apparently commit suicide when the Clintons are around. Clinton Body Count.

ASPEN, Colo. -- Saying he was fine, former Secretary of State Colin Powell returned to a seminar Friday after being briefly hospitalized following a dinner with former President Clinton and others.

Powell, 69, arrived on time for a panel discussion at the Aspen Ideas Festival and showed no signs that he had been sick the night before.

Hell, I would be sick too if I had to eat dinner next to Bill Clinton. So you can’t really blame the man for having to be taken to the hospital. One minute of Clinton talking about himself could make any man sick. Or maybe Hillary slipped something in General Powell’s food because she thought him and Clinton…you know…were having an affair. You can’t put anything past slick Willy.

Michael Moore Goes On Rampage

2006-07-05T11:10:00.000-06:00

Have you heard about the hunger strike protests that Code Pink has organized? Cindy Sheehan and some Hollywood celebrities, along with Code Pink, are promising to not eat any food, some for 24 hours and others until September, to protest the war in Iraq. Well, I found out that among those who are participating in the strike is none other than Michael Moore. Upon hearing this news, I immediately knew there was going to be big trouble. Michael Moore without food for 24 hours…something bad was bound to happen; and it did.

(Daily Mail) A pensioner was brutally attacked in his home by a 'crazed cannibal' who ate his thumb and bit chunks from his face and body, it emerged last night. Douglas Morgan, 75, is recovering in hospital with his wife Valerie at his bedside after the vicious attack which left him unconscious and covered in blood.

The elderly couple were getting ready for bed when they heard someone climbing through a window they had left open in the heat-wave. Mr. Morgan went downstairs to investigate. When the pensioner confronted the intruder, he was punched and bitten viciously across his face and upper parts of his body. The attacker then bit off part of his thumb and ate it.

The search is still underway for Mr. Moore. It is believed that he ran off into the night like a rabid fat man on acid screaming, “Halliburton made me do it, Halliburton made me do it!” Police have gathered and our asking all persons to stay in their homes and lock their doors. "With a man like this out on the streets, we must urge all county residents to stay alert and indoors”, said an unnamed local police captain.

Be afraid, be very afraid. And if you see a big socialist weasel running around, be sure that you shoot him…he is very dangerous.

Troops under Investigation

2006-07-01T17:32:00.000-06:00

It seems that a small group of soldiers planned and executed a brutal rape and murder of an Iraqi family. One suspect has reportedly admitted to being involved in this incident and another soldier has indicated that he overheard the people involved discuss and plan this attack.

BAGHDAD, June 30 -- The U.S. Army is investigating allegations that American soldiers raped and killed a woman and killed three of her family members in a town south of Baghdad, then reported the incident as an insurgent attack, a military official said Friday.

According to an anonymous source within the investigation, the soldiers involved entered the Iraqi home, separated the three males of the family from the lone female and proceeded to rape the young women. Then in an attempt to hide the evidence, the woman’s body was burned and the three males were all executed.

If John Murtha called these individuals cold blooded killers I would probably have to agree with that assessment (I hate to say that because Murtha is a POS. but I think in this case that description might be accurate. Although he sees no way to advance himself politically with this story so his fat mouth is now shut).This is a disgrace and those responsible should be held accountable and be imprisoned for life or put to death.

Penis Pump Judge gets Convicted

2006-06-29T21:53:00.000-06:00

In a story made for Saturday Night Live, Judge Donald Thompson was convicted of indecent exposure today. He was said to have exposed himself on numerous occasions and was even caught with a penis enlarger pump hidden behind his presiding bench. Really…No shit.

(Breitbart.Com) A Creek County jury late Thursday convicted a former judge who was accused of exposing himself by using a sexual device while he presided over court cases.

Jurors recommended one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count against the judge, 59, who served more than 20 years on the bench in eastern Oklahoma before his retirement in 2004…

His former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times. Foster was one of three court employees who testified they saw him expose himself, but her testimony was the most detailed and covered more incidents than the other witnesses.

And if you think about it, our lives are in these people’s hands. Our lives in one hand and their wankers in the other. What a country!

Clowns Beat Up Nuke Site… Literally

2006-06-27T19:48:00.000-06:00

Three members of the peace and environmental group Nuke Watch broke into a missile facility and began to beat on a nuclear missile silo that housed a 300 kiloton nuclear warhead. The three enviro-nuts dressed up as clowns before they broke into the area and started using sledgehammers in an attempt to take the missile program offline.

(Defense Tech.Org) On Tuesday morning, a retired Catholic priest and two veterans put on clown suits, busted into a nuclear missile launch facility, and began beating the silo cover with hammers, in an attempt to take the Minuteman III missile off-line. Seriously.

"The activists painted 'It's a sin to build a nuclear weapon' on the face of the 110-ton hardened silo cover and the peace activists poured their blood on the missile lid."

Don’t you just love how sane and rational peace activists can be? One good thing came of this though…the three clowns were taken down hard and their faces were smashed to the pavement. Too bad the facility doesn’t have a shoot to kill policy. What if these nuts were actual committed terrorists with a better plan than to just beat on the silo with hammers? We can’t take these types of chances…next time shoot ‘em; At least with rubber bullets.

The thought of peace activists getting shot with rubber bullets brings a smile to my face.

Dan Rather, Crack and Taiwanese Hookers

2006-06-20T13:49:00.000-06:00

The Intelligence Report, via my producer Missy Mapes, was given old documents indicating that Dan rather smoked crack on the job. According to internal CBS memos, there was an extraordinary effort by CBS staff to prevent the highly experienced news anchor from injuring himself both physically and mentally.

It seems these memos were released in a timed effort to further discredit Mr. Rather. Just today, news broke that CBS refused to renew his “60 Minutes” contract; effectively booting the aging journalist. And I have it on good authority that someone within the news organization felt it necessary to point out the reasoning behind what seems to be the firing of the marquee name of CBS. This is one of the memos provided to the Intelligence Report by my producer’s anonymous network source.

MEMO: Rather Is Out of Control.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have been through some rough times with the honorable Dan Rather. We have had good days and bad days and even incredibly horrible days. You all know what I’m referring to. The crack addiction of our beloved anchor has gotten out of control.

His insistence on having three Taiwanese hookers present in his dressing room prior to rehearsals has become more trouble than fun at this point. Along with the hooker problem is of course the cocaine problem; which we have all become quite aware of in the past few years.

Despite Dan’s assurances that he is seeking help for his addiction it has become evident that his problem is untenable. We have to do something drastic or we will have to seriously think about the prospect of firing him. It saddens us to have to send this memo out but it is in the best interests of the network that we be prepared.

As you can see, the leaked memo, which I must point out is 100% authentic, shows a different picture from what is being reported nationally. Our source has assured us that Mr. Rather’s crack and hooker problem is real and that CBS acted in their best interests by firing the now former CBS News anchor.

Schumer’s High-Horse Hypocrisy

2006-06-18T19:58:00.000-06:00

Chuck Schumer has been really angry the past few weeks over the news that the Department of Homeland Security is cutting funding for both New York and Washington DC. He has attacked the President over the reported cuts and basically said that President Bush was unwelcome in New York. Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., on Thursday said President Bush “should not come back to New York and stand with us” until his administration comes up with more money to keep New York safe. “This is wrong and unfair, but also outrageous,” Schumer said. “The bottom line is this is abandoning New York.”

And now that a new book has been released that claims Al Qaeda was set to use cyanide gas on New York subway commuters, he has lashed out once again.

(ABC News) A reported plot by al-Qaida terrorists to kill thousands of New Yorkers by spreading cyanide gas in the subway underscores the folly of a Homeland Security Department cutback of funds for major cities, a Democratic lawmaker said Sunday.

"This is just more evidence that what Homeland Security did to us was terribly misguided and just wrong," Sen. Charles Schumer said. "It shows that New York is the prime target, and shows the importance of prior intelligence and of manpower."

However, Chuck Schumer himself voted to cut terrorism funding by $95 million including a significant amount of money that would have gone to his state. Woops! (News Max)According to Newsday, the Democratic duo [Schumer and Clinton] backed a $95 million cut last December in funding from the Centers for Disease Control for bioterrorism programs around the nation. Of that amount, approximately $3 million would have gone directly to New York City.

Sorry Chucky…gotcha again

Zarqawi Spoke and I Have the Transcript

2006-06-09T18:05:00.000-06:00

It’s being reported the terrorist leader, Al-Zarqawi was alive for a brief period of time after his hideout was struck by two 500 pound bombs. Not only did he survive in agony for a short while, it was also said that he mumbled something to the American Special forces.

Luckily, The Intelligence Report was provided an actual transcript of the terrorist’s final words.

Zarqawi: “you know how people say that right before you die your life flashes before your eyes? Well that’s true. I remember when I was 10 years old and my uncle sat me on his lap and asked me to find his keys. I was his number one key finder…I guess because I always knew he left them in his pants. He was a great uncle.

I also remember the time when I took part in a Mexican Donkey show. Man! That donkey sure did love me. I miss him. Oh, I can’t forget the time that my jihadist brothers would draw penises on my head when I slept. Boy did they love me, my brothers…they knew how much I loved the penis.

But what I remember most is how much I loved being sodomized. After a good night of ten guys playing doctor with my ass I would ponder giving up this whole quest for 72 virgins. I loved taking it in the ass."

Well, those were Zarqawi's last words right before he died. This is according to my high-level intelligence sources.

What’s With Liberal Activists?

2006-06-09T11:33:00.001-06:00

The left always claims to be tolerant and intellectually superior to Middle America but it’s always Liberals who act like morons. I guess it began with the Oreo incident in which racist-democrats brought Oreo cookies to slander Michael Steele, a black republican (meaning he’s black on the outside; white on the inside). Some people, according to Steele, even lobbed Oreos in his direction. And who can forget college democrats and the pies they attacked Republican speakers with. That was real mature, wasn’t it? Of course after that, New School liberals mocked, heckled and turn their backs on a bonafide American war hero in John McCain. That truly despicable incident was the latest example in liberal hate and dementia…until this:

(Breitbart) Republican U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave's re-election campaign was already heated, and it just got smelly as well: Her staff accused a Democratic activist Thursday of leaving an envelope full of dog feces at Musgrave's Greeley office.

Musgrave spokesman Shaun Kenney said someone stuffed the envelope through the mail slot in the door on May 31 and then sped away in a car. Kenney said most of the preprinted return address was blacked out, but staffers used the nine-digit ZIP code to trace it to Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer.

Ensz told The Associated Press she left the envelope at Musgrave's office but said it "wasn't in the office doors, it was in the foyer." Asked what she meant by the act, she declined comment.

A Democratic activist stuffed dog feces through a mail slot at a Republican campaign headquarters…wow. That must be some of that tolerance we hear about from the left; or maybe that was the intellectualism?

6/6/06 The Mark of The Beast

2006-06-06T15:39:00.000-06:00

Today is 6/6/06 so I thought I would tell you a very scary story.

One hot and humid morning a prince awoke from his long and lonely slumber to the cheers of an overwrought crowd. He awoke reenergized after suffering a crushing defeat at the hands of the millennium winner. While he slept he grew an eerie facial mane that had the masses wondering, what on earth can this be, Is it the mark of the beast? All the while the prince’s minions were up in arms; howling at the demoralizing bluster that relinquished them of power.

But now, as the stage is set, the most unclean has risen again. The stars are aligned, the time is right and the world will be forced to witness the devastating demon from on high. He will eat your children for breakfast and watch your television during prime time! He will bring darkness to the world and blood to the rivers of America! He will use clever trickery to influence your position and will fight for the earth in a way that feigns caring. HE IS…AL Gore!

That Wonderful Culture of Corruption

2006-06-04T21:07:00.000-06:00

Pardon me from bringing up the fact that when Democrats were pushing what they called a “real security plan” they were bypassing checkpoints and punching DC cops. When they were outraged over the NSA terrorist-surveillance program the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee used a political operative to steal (without a warrant) the financial records of Lt. Governor Michael Steele. When the Dems were condemning Republican ethics, the head Democrat on the House Ethics Committee stepped down amid corruption charges. And now the Democrats are using the phrase culture of corruption to describe the GOP while their party is being hit with scandal after scandal. Is it Irony or perhaps bad political timing? Maybe both…

(Washington Post) For Jefferson, 59, the money-making schemes were supposed to be all in the family, involving his wife, two brothers, five daughters and two sons-in-law. As a member of the House Ways and Means trade subcommittee, Jefferson has traveled repeatedly to Nigeria and other western African countries and met with their leaders.

Jefferson's secretive business negotiations have already yielded guilty pleas from one business partner, Vernon L. Jackson, and a former top aide, Brett M. Pfeffer. Both have confessed to conspiring to bribe the congressman. Jackson admitted giving Jefferson more than $400,000 in exchange for using his official position to promote high-tech business ventures in Africa.

As I’ve said before, Given that his name is not Tom Delay I expect little to no outrage over this $400,000 bribe that happens to be slightly (and by slightly, I mean a lot) more relevant than “conspiring to inject corporate contributions in a state election”. However, I am starting to agree with what the Democrats are claiming is the culture of corruption in Washington. It's true, Democrats look to be corrupt…so thanks for pointing that out Nancy Pelosi, you were absolutely right.

Mocked DNC Gets Upset

2006-06-04T14:00:00.000-06:00

The College Republican National Committee has asked college republicans to mock the hysteria of the liberal establishment over global warming by holding global warming beach parties or passing out snow cones at “global cooling” events. Well, needless to say the uptight DNC got their panties in a bunch and started attacking those Republicans who took part in the fun-filled events.

(Yahoo News) "The College Republicans' beach parties mocking global warming are just another example of the misplaced priorities and short- sightedness of the Republican Party," said College Democrats of America President Grant Woodard. "The College Republicans' ignorance toward the seriousness of global warming and climate change shows a Party more focused on partying than talking seriously about the issues facing young people across America. While College Republicans party on this summer, College Democrats will be knocking on doors, working to get Democrats elected nationwide. With young leadership like this, Republicans should prepare to get burned in the upcoming elections."

Well, cry me a freakin' river Mr. Woodard. And if some Democrap comes knocking at my door working to get some moron like Al Gore or Hillary Clinton elected I will be forced to use my brand new taser designed specifically to down hippies.

And let me get this straight; College Republicans give out snow cones while politely providing an opposing view on the extent to which global warming exists, if at all, while College Liberals boo, yell, turn their backs on, and throw pies at people with whom they disagree…sounds about right.

Greenpeace to Arm Trees

2006-06-02T19:43:00.000-06:00

You might have read about the memo Greenpeace sent out in which they gave leeway to their members to decide which “alarmist and armageddonist factoid” to use to attack George Bush. However, The Intelligence Report was given another memo by a high-level source within Greenpeace itself. It gives us some insight on what the environmentalist group has in store for its enemies.

The Real Greenpeace Memo:

MEMO: Dear fellow tree-huggers, our days of hugging trees are now over and in fact they have been over for year, we just forgot to mention it. Hey, what are memos for? Our new objective is to arm trees; not hug them. By arming our fellow trees we can fight fire with…woops, bad analogy. We have the ability to cut down those persons who cause so much harm to our environment and who devastate our forests.

We are currently indoctrinating seedlings; giving them the will power to commit the greatest of acts. We now have convinced thousands of evergreens to strap bombs to their trunks and to kill those bystanders who dare step foot and kill one blade of grass or weed for that matter. Praise be to Ahleaf! For when our might and our beliefs are challenged by the infidels who drive in their Hummers and refuse to recycle, we will have the strength to react. Praise be to Ahleaf! And those tree-martyrs will have the glory they deserve and the 9,762 virgins promised to them by the great Ahleaf.

Thank You,
Greenpeace

PS: Death to the infidels! [Or whatever crazed armageddonist threat you can come up with]

While They Talk Iran Builds Nukes

2006-06-02T12:08:00.001-06:00

I try to avoid reporting on the complete waste of time that is the supposed diplomacy being used to “convince” Iran to stop its vowed quest to build nuclear weapons. However, since it seems the media and the “world community” wish to continue playing games with the radical regime, I feel it is necessary to point out the obvious truth. But first, we have nearly every news agency reporting on the new agreement reached between six nations that outline some incentives and disincentives for Iran to think about. Keep in mind that it took a year for the six major nations to come together with this type of package. One year to come up with a deal that will be promptly rejected by the radical regime…

VIENNA, June 1 -- The United States and five other major world powers agreed Thursday to offer Iran a broad new collection of rewards if it halts its drive to master nuclear technology, but they threatened "further steps in the Security Council"
if Iran refuses.

The agreement, announced here by British Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett following extended talks, brings general unity to the countries' approach to Iran after months of discord, diplomats said. It is intended to sharpen the choice facing Iran, giving it a clear reason to opt for
cooperation over confrontation on its nuclear program.

Doesn’t this complete and utter ineffective diplomacy make you feel better? It’s almost as if they think writing a letter to Iran will prevent them from acquiring nuclear weapons and begging them will somehow convince Iran to never provide that weaponry to their brothers in Al Qaeda.

Listen, Iran will never stop its nuclear research nor will they ever give up what they claim is their right to nuclear technology. Iran is a regime that sponsors terrorism and has aided in the deaths of hundreds of American service men and women in Iraq. They are currently housing top Al Qaeda officials and have intentions on undermining US Foreign policy in the region. And the threat of nuclear weapons in the hands of terrorists is a very real threat that will undoubtedly materialize if the “world community" has their way. Luckily, President Bush is just exhausting all of the “necessary” diplomacy routes in order to diminish the inevitable condemnation from the anti-American elements within the UN and across the world, when the US is forced to act.

Liberal= Peace and Human Rights?

2006-06-01T11:40:00.000-06:00

Chris Matthews, of MSNBC’s Hardball, gave us his take on what it means to be a liberal while asking about Hillary Clinton and the left-wing base. Let me preface by saying that the far-left are some of the most intolerant people in America…obviously. -Video-

MATTHEWS: When I think about the people who are really loyal to Senator Clinton,
they’re all pretty much liberals – and I mean liberals – I don’t mean just on
big spending programs at home, but they really care about peace, and they care
about human rights, and they’re very suspicious of foreign policy intrigue and
overreach. And yet Hillary Clinton is for that. She was for the war with [sic]
Iraq. She still is. How can she build a campaign for president on the backs of
people who don’t agree with her on the central issue of our time?

Oh, Matthews means the peace-loving liberals who care about human rights…First off, being against war does not mean you are for peace; it just means you are content with the genocide and mass torture of innocent people living under dictatorships. Secondly, liberals really don’t care about human rights in general they only care for a select type of human, usually our enemy. You see, I have the right not to be blown up by a suicide bomber. And people have the right to live in freedom; which is truly the elemental human right. However, the only way to provide that freedom is to fight for it.

And this is how Newsbusters, the site that first reported on the Matthews comment, provided a small amount of prospective: "What’s interesting is Matthews’ notion that being a liberal means ‘caring’ about peace and human rights. Let’s review the record. Who got us into WWII? Why, that would be liberal icon FDR. Korea? Truman. Vietnam? Great Society hero LBJ.

And who struck the greatest blow for peace in the second half of the 20th century by removing the threat of Mutually Assured Destruction? Why, that would be Ronald Reagan. And who has given tens of millions of Afghanis and Iraqis a fighting chance for the ultimate human right – democracy? Hmm. That would be George W. Bush."

H/T ETL and Newsbusters.

Jennifer Aniston

2006-05-31T18:38:00.000-06:00

All I have to say is, WOW

Jefferson Pulls a Sandy Berger

2006-05-31T18:21:00.000-06:00

It seems the Democrats are entering the culture of hypocrisy with all of these Democrats under investigation for corruption. And when I read the following article I immediately thought of Sandy Berger, the former national security advisor to President Clinton. Remember when he was caught stuffing secret documents in his pants in an attempt to avoid looking bad in front of the 9/11 commission?

(Washington Post)The Justice Department yesterday vigorously defended the recent weekend raid of Rep. William J. Jefferson's Capitol Hill office as part of a bribery investigation, asserting that the Democratic lawmaker attempted to hide documents from FBI agents while they were searching his New Orleans home last August.

The government questioned in a 34-page motion filed in U.S. District Court here whether it could have obtained all the materials it had sought in a subpoena if it had not launched the surprise raid on Jefferson's congressional office May 20. According to the government filing, an FBI agent caught Jefferson slipping documents into a blue bag in the living room of his New Orleans home during a search.

"It is my belief that when Congressman Jefferson placed documents into the blue bag, he was attempting to conceal documents that were relevant to the investigation," FBI agent Stacey E. Kent of New Orleans stated in an affidavit that was part of the government's court submission.

Anti-War Protestors Pepper Sprayed

2006-05-31T17:16:00.000-06:00

Don’t you just love headlines like the one above? Anti-war protestors pepper sprayed…God I love it. I suppose protestors pelted with rubber bullets or tree huggers pummeled with tree branches are slightly better but I still like it when some whiny hippie is doused in pepper spray:

OLYMPIA, Washington — Police fired pepper spray as about 150
anti-war protestors tried to enter the Port of Olympia as part of ongoing
demonstrations against the shipment of Army equipment to Iraq.

Protesters chanted "Out of Olympia, Out of Iraq"
as they rocked a chain-link gate to the port late Monday, and at least three
tried to use wooden boards to pry the gate open, The Olympian newspaper
reported. A 50-ton piece of equipment was moved to reinforce the gate on the
other side.

And this is my favorite quote from the article: "It burned. I couldn't open my eyes for 20 minutes," said Rachel Graham, among those hit. "My face is burning. I dunked my face in water and in Puget Sound."

It brings me joy to know that anti-war nuts are crying because they got pepper-sprayed. Doesn’t it make you laugh? At least after this girl was sprayed she was forced to take a bath. If there is one thing worse than stupid hippies it’s stinky-stupid hippies. Anyway, thanks for the laugh fellahs.

Condi Counters Iran's Propaganda

2006-05-31T12:24:00.000-06:00

The Washington Post is reporting that the United States might hold one-on-one talks with the radical Iranian regime if that regime were to suspend its uranium enrichment program. However, this seems to be a simple political move on the part of Condi Rice designed to rebut the world community’s attempts to bolster Iran’s standing in the world. After the left praised Ahmadinejad’s insane letter directed to the White House and the UN placed Iran on its Disarmament Commission, the United States had to do something to stem the propagandas achievements of Iran that the world seems so anxious to fall for.

(Washington Post)The United States is willing to join European
nations in direct talks with Iran if the Iranian government first agrees to
suspend its programs to enrich uranium and reprocess spent nuclear fuel,
activities that Washington charges are part of plans to build nuclear weapons.

It’s obvious that Iran likely will not suspend its enrichment program and if they do agree to the US terms it still does not mean they will stop their secret facilities from continuing to move ahead with nuclear testing. So, as I pointed out, this move on the part of the administration is simply to put the pressure back on Iran where it should be; Not on the US where the anti-American UN and the “global community” want it to be.

Source: Harry Reid Blames Delay

2006-05-29T19:10:00.000-06:00

Harry Reid, the Senate Minority leader, has some new trouble brewing with regards to corruption. The democrat was the architect of the term “culture of corruption” but somehow forgot that he too was a typical corrupted politician. (Breitbart) "Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid accepted free ringside tickets from the Nevada Athletic Commission to three professional boxing matches while that state agency was trying to influence him on federal regulation of boxing.

Reid, D-Nev., took the free seats for Las Vegas fights between 2003 and 2005 as he was pressing legislation to increase government oversight of the sport, including the creation of a federal boxing commission that Nevada's agency feared might usurp its authority." --- Or read more details here: Washington Post.

However, I have a key Democratic source that has spoken with the minority leader and he tells me that Harry Reid, despite his dismissive tone, has been angered at the influence he says Delay has had on him. He claims some type of voodoo mind magic has been placed upon him by Delay, who is known to possess mind-boggling powers. It was this power that tricked nearly every democrat in Washington to vote for regime change in Iraq.

The result of this magic is what obviously turned the otherwise utopias Reid into the corrupt man you see today. This power or “mind bullets” as Reid describes it, was so devastatingly effective that it left no choice but for Reid to receive free gifts for political favors. My source has confirmed that the Democratic leader will now use a sophisticated implant to keep the “destructive” energy that Tom Delay has obviously used against him, at bay.

Just remember…It’s not Democrats fault if they are corrupt, its Republicans.

Edwards: Mary Cheney Comment was “Appropriate”

2006-05-28T10:59:00.000-06:00

Edwards had a chance to apologize for the obvious low-blow comment on Dick Cheney’s daughter during the Presidential debates; instead he attacked the vice-president. ABC Video or News Report.

John Edwards, the former Democratic VP nominee, was interviewed by George Stephanopoulos on ABC. George ran a clip of Mary Cheney calling Edwards use of her sexuality at the debates sleazy politics and this is how he responded:

“Let me say first, that I think that the vice president and his wife love their
daughter very much…I think that I what I said there was appropriate… I think
what’s more important than all of that is watching what her father has done to
this country. It is not an accident that is he is unbelievably poorly thought
of… there’s a reason for that. He is one of the architects of this disaster in
Iraq…people don’t trust him…I wouldn’t trust him.”

A clip was then played of John Edwards claiming that President Bush is the worst president in his lifetime. (But I think he conveniently forgot about Bill Clinton)

Stephanopoulos: "You also said Bush is the worst president of our lifetime"
Stephanopoulos: [Is Bush] Worse than Nixon?
Edwards: "Absolutely"

Stephanopoulos: "But if he’s worse than Richard Nixon should he be impeached?"
Edwards: [He dodged the question and started bashing bush again] However, Edwards said he would vote for the censure of the president if he were in the senate.

Murtha: "Worse Than Abu Ghraib"

2006-05-28T10:12:00.000-06:00

A group of U.S. Marines is under investigation for the possible slaughter of two dozen Iraqi civilians in the city of Haditha. (The Guardian) “In the Marine Corps, they are quietly calling it their My Lai, the massacre of hundreds of villagers in 1968 that became a symbol for American brutality in the Vietnam War. In this generation's war, the village is Haditha, north-west of Baghdad, where US marines killed two dozen Iraqi civilians, including 11 women and children.

In what is being viewed as the gravest allegation to date of war crimes in Iraq, a military investigation is expected to present findings in Baghdad next week that a small group of troops shot dead 24 unarmed Iraqi civilians in the town last November 19.”…This was a massacre," said John Sifton of Human Rights Watch. "If these allegations are borne out, this will be the most serious war crime that has taken place in Iraq." [Notice that little slip from the Guardian and the Human rights group. So are they saying that the terrorist-insurgents, who kill dozens of innocent people nearly everyday, are not committing war crimes? And if so, doesn’t that mean they have solidified the argument that terrorists do not have the luxury of Geneva Convention protections. Because if the human rights community doesn’t consider terrorists to be war criminals then their argument for them to have Geneva protections is destroyed.] –Damn I’m good-

If this story is true then there is no question these individuals should be prosecuted for their war crimes and the murder of the 24 civilians. However, I’m going to focus on what this means politically and how it will be used.

This incident is the best news in three years for the Democratic Party and count on them to exploit it. This story will be used in two ways by the media and the political left in this country and in Europe. As you can obviously see, in the first sentence of the Guardian article that I posted, the comparison to the My Lai massacre is in full force. And the Guardian blatantly lied to get a chance to make that comparison. They said, “The Marine Corp is quietly calling it their My Lai”. But that’s not true; the Guardian just made that up. And the reason they, and others, are going to use the My Lai Massacre comparison, is to further their own efforts to make Iraq the new Vietnam. That has been the media’s goal since day one; in fact the MSM and some Democrats like Ted Kennedy called Afghanistan a quagmire and called it the next Vietnam. So, in the following weeks, look for the My Lai reference to be used to describe the incident in Iraq.

The second way this story will be used is, of course, to attack President Bush. The attacks began last week when John Murtha claimed these Marines killed the innocent people in Haditha because of stress that goes all the way to the top (meaning it’s Bush’s fault for not cutting and running). Here’s the video of the “Hardball” interview in which Murtha used these alleged killings to push his immediate withdrawal agenda. He also lied and claimed this incident “should’ve been investigated” when it has been under investigation since it took place. And this morning, on ABC's "This Week", Representative Murtha called US Marines “cold blooded” killers and said Haditha is "worse than Abu Ghraib."

However, it’s my hope that we, as a country, can come together and provide each other support in our time of war. And it is my hope the opposition party will not use this horrible action as a launching ground to push their desperate agenda. But since that is unlikely to happen; I will leave my Democratic friends with this quote: “Yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed in that I took part in shootings in free fire zones. I conducted harassment and interdiction fire. I used 50 calibre machine guns… which were our only weapon against people. I took part in search and destroy missions, in the burning of villages. All of this is contrary to the laws of warfare, all of this is contrary to the Geneva Conventions." –John Kerry-

Has CNN Lied Again?

2006-05-27T16:02:00.000-06:00

CNN, the cable news network that tired to embarrass Bush, flashed subliminal Xs over Cheney’s face, Insinuated George Bush colluded with Osama Bin Laden to time the release of his video and audio tapes and lied about Bush ordering the leak of Valerie Plame's name- seems to be at it again.

On Friday CNN ran a story with this as their headline: Iraqi minister defends Iranian nuclear program. And they wrote this in the body of the article: Iran has a right to develop nuclear technology and the international community should drop its demands that Tehran prove it's not trying to build a nuclear weapon, Iraq's foreign minister said Friday.

"Iran doesn't claim that they want to obtain a nuclear weapon or a nuclear bomb, so there is no need that we ask them for any guarantee now," Hoshyar Zebari said after meeting with his Iranian counterpart, Manouchehr Mottaki.

However, Iraq The Model reports that CNN misinterpreted or perhaps misrepresented what Iraq’s foreign minister actually said.

(ITM) I wasn't there at the press conference but I was able to find an audio clip of the same part of minister Zibari's statement through Radio Sawa, and what he said here is so much different from what the CNN claimed he did (my translation):

We respect Iran's and every other nation's right to pursue nuclear technology for research purposes and peaceful use given they accept [giving] the internationally required guarantees that this will not lead to an armament race in the region…Audio clip available here (Arabic)

Listening to the 2nd version of the story (in Zibari's own voice) it is clear that Iraq recognizes Iran's right to use nuclear power for peaceful purposes exclusively and is moreover asking Iran for guarantees, not the other way around CNN!

So, was this another slimy attempt to undermine the war in Iraq or was it a simple error on the part of CNN? I think they wanted to use the Foreign Minister's statements as something to point to and say, "you see, Iraq thinks Iran should have nukes; is that what we are fighting for"? It's a way for CNN to kill two birds with one stone: it props up Iran and undermines the Iraq war...

DNC Source: Bush Caused Indonesian Quake

2006-05-27T14:05:00.000-06:00

A key source from the Democratic National Committee has told me that he has evidence that President Bush used a top-secret weapon to cause the 6-2 magnitude earthquake in Indonesia. The weapon was designed and kept under wraps by Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld and, under the request of Karl Rove; President Bush used the “EQG-17” (Earthquake Generator), killing thousands of people. According to the DNC insider, a memo was passed among leading cabinet members of the Administration which ordered white house staffers to keep the use of the EQG-17 quiet or risk ending up in Guanatanamo bay, Cuba. However, this memo was leaked to the DNC and was, in turn, provided to The Intelligence Report. And after Mr. Bush caused Hurricane Katrina; this does not bode well for the embattled president

MEMO:
The President has issued a secret order to advance his poll numbers
and to draw attention away from Iraq and the sectarian violence that fills the
media headlines. The use of the EQG has been authorized and was successfully
tested in Indonesia providing us the perfect opportunity to push the political
discourse to American foreign aid instead of the current violence in Iraq.

Remember, it is your duty as a loyal member of the Administration to
keep this necessary action from getting to the press.

Thank You,
Karl Rove

This impeccable source, along with the leaked memo, has made it clear that President Bush, at the direction of Karl Rove, caused this earthquake in an effort to draw attention away from the war in Iraq and to raise his lagging poll numbers. This quake comes directly after Rove was moved from domestic policy duties in the Administration, to running the GOP midterm election campaign. This political move is classic Karl and indicates that he is willing to do anything to divert attention from Iraq.

The Intelligence Report was provided this information on the condition of anonymity out of fear of Administration reprisal. However, I assure you I check and re-check my facts before I report them to you. I check them as much as CBS checks their facts and DNC members never lie.

Note: If the media can make shit up, why can't I?

Source: Al-Qaeda Bribed ABC

2006-05-26T16:34:00.000-06:00

In light of the controversy over ABC News and their report about the FBI investigating The Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert; I have a scoop that will blow your mind. As you might know, ABC based the Hastert report on anonymous sources and continues to stick by the story despite the fact that the Department of Justice says no investigation has taken place. However, did you know the network has been hiding something from the American People?

According to high level sources within ABC, key anchors and producers of ABC News have been engaged in one of the largest cover-ups in U.S. history. I have it on good authority that the network has taken bribes form elements of the terrorist group Al Qaeda in return for undermining the GOP and in particular the Bush Administration. These sources have indicated that Osama Bin Laden himself has been in contact with the news network and held direct conversations with reporter Brian Ross. The same Brian Ross that broke the story about the FBI investigation of the House Speaker.

Do these revelations explain the constant nay saying on the part of ABC in regards to Iraq? Well, that’s for you to decide. Because my sources have made it quite evident that the American Broadcasting Company will officially change their name to the Al-Qaeda Brotherhood Coalition just as soon as they finish their quest to skew the news to the point at which Americans no longer view Bin Laden as the enemy but the Republican Party.

Note: If the media can make shit up, why can’t I?